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The Spy Who Went Into Rehab

                   Written By Gregg Ostrin
               Directed by Cyndy Fujikawa 

                      Infiltrating the Fringe!!

The Pleasance - 30th July - 25th August

(Not 11th or 18th) - 12:10 pm

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The Cast

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Satiar Pourvasei - Simon Cross

Satiar created the role of Simon Cross in the world premier of THE SPY WHO WENT INTO REHAB, mainly for the opportunity to wear a white dinner jacket and is proud to bring him to Edinburgh. Other theater:THE MOSTLY TRUE STORY OF A COMMON SCOLD (Rev. Ezra Styles) by Mike Teverbaugh, A VIEW FROM THE BRIDGE (Marco) by Arthur Miller at PRT, HOSTAGE (Ebrahim) by Michelle Brooks, WAR WORDS (Janis) by Michelle Brooks at The Actors Gang and The New Vic. Film: Still Smiling TV: NCIS: LOS ANGELES, DAYS OF OUR LIVES, J..A.G., and THE PRACTICE. Thank you Tamara and John.

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Cyndy Fujikawa - Z/Stella/Director/Producer

Cyndy Fujikawa is a director, performer, producer and Hollywood beancounter. She is delighted to make her Edinburgh Fringe debut alongside her old college pal and fellow troublemaker, Mike McShane. She's doubly delighted to reunite with playwright Gregg Ostrin, who she fondly remembers from her highschool thespian club and Mr. Lomeli's production of Damn Yankees, where Gregg played the devil. Shout out to our producer Chris Buckley who first presented Cyndy's one person show Old Man River, Off Broadway, many years ago. For Cyndy, this production has been a tribute to great friends and collaborators, including fellow company members Claire, Satiar, Rachel & Nell, each of who helped develop this production and bring it to you today.

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Mike McShane - Gary/Lazarus Rex

MIKE MCSHANE is an Emmy nominated, Cable Ace Award winning actor and improvisor. His credits are respectable; his debits however are not. There will be no tariffs in this production, only the taxing of your imagination and patience.Thank you for coming to our show, and spread the word.DR LAZARUS REX, was conceived in a secret laboratory nestled within an underground bunker in Bolivia. They were good times . He received his first dueling scar at eight years old, from the legendary fencing master Klaus “The Red Dog” Babani, which he will show you before he kills you. He is completely bent. On world domination, that is.

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Nell Murphy - Pixie

Currently a student at Carnegie Mellon University, Nell just appeared in her first feature film, Freakier Friday, starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan. She is thrilled to be making her first appearance at The Fringe and she hopes to find out exactly what the deal is with Haggas and Billy Connolly.

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Rachel Townsend - Yvonne

Dancer, actor, choreographer and movement teacher, Rachel appeared as Consuelo in Unfinished Women Cry in No-Man's Land While a Bird Dies in a Gilded Cage directed by Shirley Jo Finney, Julia in Wedding Band, directed by Debbie Allen. At PRT Rachel played Betsy in The Pact and understudied Cynthia in Stalled. Film roles include Rebecca Duo The Last Decision of President and Mrs. Brown in Puzzled in addition to numerous television commercials as both on-camera and voiceover talent.

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Gregg Ostrin - Playwright/Producer

Gregg Ostrin (Playwright) - After a successful career as a combination banquet waiter-hired assassin, Gregg had a brief career as a Stephen Fry impersonator before turning to writing. He is thrilled to see The Spy Who Went Into Rehab make it from Los Angeles to Edinburgh. His other plays include Kowalski (Duke Theater, New York City), A Very Streaming Christmas (Pacific Resident Theatre,  Venice CA), The Soul of Motown (StageWest, Calgary), Truffles (Secret Door Theater, New York City), Rank and File (Hudson Theater, Los Angeles). He wants to thank the people of Scotland for their hospitality, as well as for the Kilt, the bagpipe, the Loch Ness Monster and Sean Connery.
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Chris Buckley - Producer

After nearly 50 years in Theater, Mr. Buckley is hanging up his laminated pass and retiring. With this first foray into the Fringe world, he plans to lose much of the money he made in those first 50 years. Prior to his much-needed retirement, he:Spent 4 years based in Brussels working with the Rosas Dance Co.; during that time, he witnessed at least 8 precipitation-free days.Spent one season at Wexford Opera in Ireland (no precipitation-free days).Spent 4 years at BAM, NY where the cutting edge becomes passe.Spent 7 years the New42nd Street, NY helping to transform porn theaters into a tourist mecca.  Lastly 20+ years as a theatrical consultant, all the time accumulating those internationally recognized badges of a Production Manager, cardiac stents.

American Reviews

"Gloriously irreverent...surprisingly enderaing and touching..non-stop roars and convulsions of hysterical laughter and spontaneous applause..."

 - BROADWAY WORLD

 

 

"...deliciously clever, fiendishly funny."

- STAGE SCENE LA

 

 

...Playwright Gregg Ostrin has created a mesmerizing and relatable play that gives a new look at the typical spy character that has been so popular in movies and TV." - - -  - GLAMGICAL

..a darned good farcical and absurdist comedy."

- STAGE AND CINEMA"

 

 

A lovely series of plot twists spirals up the laughter and makes increasingly clear really did need this therapy. He's become a better man. Not coincidentally, he's also now a better secret agent."

- NIGHT TINTED GLASSES

 

Gregg Ostrin has taken this potent potion and cannily shaken and stirred it with the notion concoction of putting this vodka martini-swilling smoker, gambler, compulsive seducer, multiple killer in a rehalibation center."

- HOLLYWOOD PROGRESSIVE/COVERT ACTION MAGAZINE

Enjoy these other Simon Cross adventures

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Vintage Simon Cross Merchandise           

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Simon Cross Board Game (1966) 

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Simon Cross Attache Case Rifle - 1972

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